Maya Accord

Maya Accord

Richard Byrne BSc(Hons)



Format: 13.5 x 21.5 cm
Number of Pages: 80
ISBN: 978-3-99131-314-4
Release Date: 28.12.2022
Do yourself a favour, grab a copy of the Maya Accord today. It’s a play with a twist that tackles the problem of having faith in the church by offering the youth of today a way out of the addiction trap of replacing one addictive substance with another.
ANGELS MICHAEL and GABRIEL move and Join ADAM BEFORE THE CHANCEL

BEFORE THE CHANCEL
ADAM: Tell us more!

CHANCEL
EVE: KY is a lubricant that you can buy in all chemists. It’s not just a lubricant it’s germ free, removes surface bacteria and comes in different flavours.

BEFORE THE CHANCEL
GABRIEL: We like the strawberry flavour.

CHANCEL
EVE: KY is used by mothers when breast feeding a baby. She rubs it on her areola and nipples profusely.

BEFORE THE CHANCEL
MICHAEL: Profusely!

CHANCEL
EVE: A mother uses KY to clean away surface bacteria and helps to prevent her nipples getting sore. Her baby with lips on the mother’s nipple tastes the strawberry flavour, licks away, and begins to suck.

BEFORE THE CHANCEL
ADAM: A baby tastes the mothers nipple, then for approximately five seconds sucks on the areola around that nipple, causing it to go back and forth in and out of the baby’s mouth.

CHANCEL
EVE: Then the baby resting, with its tongue licking the mother’s nipple for three seconds, starts all over again. First licking the protruding nipple for three seconds and then sucking on the areola again and again. Don’t you see? Forget the milk and replace the baby with a partner. The Maya Accord comes in three parts this is the first.

BEFORE THE CHANCEL
ADAM: Please continue!
MICHAEL: Tell me something I don’t know!
GABRIEL: Will you give us a live demonstration?

CHANCEL
EVE: The second part of the Maya Accord is the same procedure again and again except this time it’s not a mother’s nipple but in the same way, a nipple becomes my clitoris. My mother used to call it my ‘tootsie’. The buzz a woman gets is magnified again and again until the buzz is continuous.

NAVE
MAYA: And what is the third part?
MARY: The third part is a woman KY-ing a man standing erect, and that man KY-ing his woman’s bum.
5 Stars
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